coursework

the single, most tedious waste of time ever because:

a it barely counts for anything
b it is stupidly long
c you are alwaya given one night less than you need to do it
and d if i was born one academic year later i wouldnt have to be not doing it now to write this defenition

i got my history coursework today, its due in two days

lmae

by willamundo February 10, 2008

coursework

something that doesn't really gain you any marks at all - teachers just enjoy laughing at you whilst you spend every waking hour frantically doing it, lose your sanity and then, inevitably, your hair.

solution: write copious ammounts of crap to punish the poor sod who has to mark it. mwah hah.

...I have chosen this hypothesis because it is now 3am and my brain has actually just given up, slipped out of my ear and run off with the cat.

by parlez February 8, 2005

coursework

dude...like..the freakin end to your free time. sooo much of it...for all different subjects! mention this word to any yr10/11 and its likely they will: bite your head off,swear,cower away in a corner or run. Coursework causes you to lose your hair and lack precious sleep.

m8: heyo, comin up nappo chillin' wiv us tonite
me: nah bruv got coursework init

allow coursework!

by omdz all names are gone October 18, 2006

Coursework Eating

Excessive eating of chocolate and other comfort foods in the lead up to a coursework deadline.

Bill: Dude that's the fifth easter egg you've eaten today

Ben: Don't blame me, blame the coursework, I'm coursework eating

by samwilko193 June 16, 2012

bummed by coursework

Where an individual has so much coursework to complete they literally feel as if the work may have entered their anal passage...
The worst form being a funnel like formation of papers allowing maximum penetration of assorted writing implements.

"Nat couldn't make it to the party, she was 100% bummed by coursework"

by Big Richo May 20, 2007

coursework

Like homework but 10x worse. Wastes lots of time for a small percentage of an exam. one could spend the same amount of time one wud hav used doing coursework to work and earn money, rather than getting qualifications to earn less money in the future. More money now, rather than less money later.

Have you done the coursework children?

Fuck you, you crazy bitch, you better get outta my fuckin site before i bitch slap yo ass bak to where u fukkin came from u arab!

by John Smith February 15, 2004

Maths coursework

below is a picture of a graph of a text.

gc? gc? do you see?

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004