counterion

An ion having a charge opposite of the substance with which it is associated.

We find that the condensed counterions introduce charge fluctuations along the length of the rods that give rise to attractive interactions, in quantitative agreement with recent simulations.
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What up wit dat basackwards ion homes? Oh, it's just a counterion.

by The Jive Chemist May 14, 2005

counterplan

(1)If you are the Negative: the only way to combat a massive affirmative case with irrationally large advantages, and liars for internal link authors who lie too well for their own damn good.(2) If you are the Affirmative: when the Neg tries to jack your advantages and outwiegh them with a miniscule risk of a stupid, wimpy DA.

(1)"I got lucky because they didn't have any minisculeagencythatpretendstobetopical key cards, so my agent counterplan worked."

(2)"We pretty much won the spending DA, but they won at the point where they got a .000000001% risk that their counterplan solved for their stupid Mead evidence."

by CoolestFreakingDebaterEver July 14, 2006

counterproductive procrastinator

(1). someone who is defined as a counterproductive procrastinator. They never do what they say their going to as a result of laziness and or just a short attention span.

(2). never following through on a task they have set for themselves due to laziness.

(3). saying their going to do something then changing their mind a few moments later finding every obstacle possible to feed into their constant laziness.

guy: " That snow man is giving me the evils...I'm gunna kick it's ass...but its cold out there so im just gonna play xbox...and the door is locked and im to lazy to deal with that tonight..then i'd have to walk..which is just totally out of the question...i don't even wanna play xbox anymore...im just gonna sit here. i really need to stop being a counterproductive procrastinator one of these days or i'm gonna get nowhere."

by AndiLeaMissouri December 5, 2010

Countertenor

The highest male voice; in speaking and singing, countertenors have the normal range of a tenor, but are able, by singing in falsetto, to go higher, into the contralto/alto range, mezzo-soprano range, and, with the great ones, into the soprano range.

They are usually assigned roles written originally for the castratos, yanking those roles away from the contraltos.

Is that a female alto singing...? It sounds different... it's probably a countertenor.

by Sam October 29, 2004

Countertenor

An adult male vocalist who has pretty much an unbroken voice- (whereas, most blokes' voices break at puberty), and who, as a result of this failure to lose his "baby voice" at puberty, remains able to sing in the vocal tessituras- (ranges, to the non-singer), of the female Alto, Mezzo-soprano, and very occasionally, Soprano, without having to resort to the use of Falsetto- (false voice.)

True Countertenors are a very rare thing. Most blokes who think they're Countertenors are actually Falsettists, who sing in the Countertenor registers, using Falsetto- (false voice.)

by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017

Counterunsemibisexual

Unsemibisexual, but attraction to both genders

Like bisexual but more fancy

Paul: I'm Counterunsemibisexual

James: Just say you're bisexual you fucken cunt

Paul: Nah I like being fancy *Fag noises*

James: We aint friends no more go find some "Countersemibisexual" friends

by Cope Seethe Cope May 26, 2021

counterparts

1. An awesome Rush album released in 1993 that marked their return to guitar-based rock
2. Two things that go together

1. I was listening to Counterparts today and it was awesome!
2. Peanut butter and jelly are unlikely, but eternal counterparts.

by UrbanDictator July 7, 2006