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Coulsonated

The action of acting like Mike Coulson, a legendary man of God with renewed youth and strength to run circles around men in their prime while performing physical Labor. Excelling in any type of work requiring you to Man-Up(ie tearing down walls, building stuff, carrying heavy things, etc.).
1-"Did you see Anderson working at the church yesterday in the youth room?"

"Yeah, he Coulsonated those huge speaker cabinets; He had one in each hand and grabbed the door for Pastor Barb to come in!"

2-Chuck Norris sleeps in Mike Coulson pajamas.
by CarryingDaily April 1, 2010
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coulsonification

the act of pleasuring through repetitive licking motions along with various fingering activities around the rimmed out anal region of your best friend's father then later discussing the previous actions over a soothing chocolate milkshake.
Eric was immensely refreshed after his recent coulsonification with Chris' father.
by Bald Fish May 5, 2006
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Coulson

The name of a man who enters a country complaining about the local language, government and culture. A Coulson is mostly hated by the locals. It also sounds like a disease, for some reason.
Person 1:That guy just came into our territory and started complaining about french already

Person 2:Yeah, hes a real Coulson.
by gohabsgo101 August 29, 2010
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coulden

dude my hands are as cold as couldens!!
by kassady verre November 30, 2016
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Colsen’s type

Colsen’s type mainly consists of blonde, small, athletic females.
you see that girl over there? that’s colsen’s type.
by Daddy’s dong November 3, 2020
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Coulson'D

Coulson'D is a verb used to bamboozle people you know. The recipient usually is presented with a zoomed in face of a known coulson.
You've been coulson'D bitch

Oh no I have been coulson'D, whatever did I do to you
by Thegoddamnmotherfuckintittyman September 27, 2021
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Emily coulson

She’s my cute girlfriend
by Tommy194738 August 3, 2021
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