i coughed and it went everywhere

u sneeze on ur period and it goes everywhere

“i coughed and it went everywhere”!!!

by daddypiglikestosuckyourtoes September 16, 2019

Couge

Coughing on A Dick when sick

I couged when It was sucking Dick

by JKueB0i June 3, 2009

cougem

A furry who enjoys dressing up as large cats.

OMG! It's a cougem!

by lollerskateman January 6, 2008

cougelicsious

A very fuckable cougar who has unsurpassed vaginal tightness through her regimen of Kegel exercise. One tight cougar pussy enjoyment due to the Kegel exercise.

There is no need for example, think about the horn factor? The fuck of a life time?

by cougargeiger February 19, 2005

couger

An older woman around age 50-80 who looks to pick up younger boys, they prefer teenagers over all (around 14-17). But if they can, they will look for boys with the name Tim.

Tim says: hey man im gonna go inside real quick
friend says: ok
old woman: ooo look at the young boy.. hes just my type and i heard his friend call him tim, ill try to sell him these fake tickets to a fake movie in an abandoned movie theatre where ill make my move on him.

overall- All tims, watch out for cougers..

by bobjoesmith01 May 13, 2006

Cleveland coughdrop

When a man goes in for a physical and plays a joke on the Dr. by tucking his nuts back into his abdomen and when the Dr. goes to do the "nut check" the man laughs and lets out a HUGE cough dropping his balls into the unsuspecting Docs palm!

Dude!..I cleveland coughdropped this female nurse today at the clinic! She shit her skirt.

by tRIP sEVN October 18, 2008

Cooged it

(Verb) When a team snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Derived from the Washington State Cougars knack for consistently losing games in crazy last minute situations. Used universally regardless of what team does it.

"Can you believe how Oregon lost yet another Rose Bowl?"
"Lol! They freakin cooged it!"

by Whiskey Bob March 12, 2010