Couched

The feeling of extreme tiredness you experience when coming down from a high

Dude I'm so couched right now I want to sleep forever

by Deva November 7, 2012

Couched

Stoned, passed out, beat.

Man, he smoked so much he's totally couched!

by Mama Saraswati June 19, 2012

cooched

to be hit in the cooch

she just got cooched

by matt c bitch January 4, 2009

couched

adj.- used in the context of a party or social event. One who is so intoxicated that they have lost the ability to get up off the couch.

"Dude, you are so COUCHED!"

by Aldo February 5, 2005

crotchedy

A grumpy person who has no life.

That teacher is a crotchedy old lady.

by the jacknife December 28, 2003

Catched

Also known as "caught"...for fancy people. This is the right way it is said.

Tell your friends!!

He threw the ball and I catched it

The police never catched the bank robber

by kingkong1054 August 2, 2007

Coched

To be screwed (or fucked) out of something one rightfully owns or deserves by being subjected to unfair or undeserved authority. Often by administration or law.

Originated as a reference to the Cochran law firm as referenced by Good Charlotte in "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous". See cochran.

Man, my employee just coched me out of $20,000; apparently, he shot himself in the eye with a defective nail gun.

by YellowBoyInBrownTown March 10, 2009