coslopis

Synonym for vulva or vagina and usually used in a humorous way. Made popular by Chelsea Handler on her TV show Chelsea Lately.

I turned around and a midget smacked me right in the coslopis.

by x-ray vision April 17, 2009

Cosmopolitan

A guide on how to be a worthless whore.

Bob: I heard that Kate reads Cosmopolitan.

Tim: So that explains the outfi- *drools uncontrollably*

by InvisibleWater2 November 7, 2012

Cosmop

The name you call the single funniest person you’ve ever met.

“Damn, that was a funny ass joke. I should call you Cosmop.”

by DPTNPQ August 5, 2020

cocophobist

Someone who has a phobia of coconuts

Abi: “ahhhhh a coconut get it away from me or I’ll smack it’s ass”
Immy: “don’t be scared you silly bitch”

Abi: no I’m a cocophobist

by Your pet pig October 4, 2020

rootless cosmopolitan

Term for Jewish intellectuals who are considered unpatriotic. Coined originally by Stalin

New York is full of rootless cosmopolitans

by mantis toboggan July 17, 2020

cosmopolitan

Cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sluts and whores which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate whores. also claims its okay to be a slut, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..

some guy: Katy reads cosmopolitan
other guy: Hmm.. that explains why shes such a slut

by towel401 September 22, 2004

cosmopologies

damage control for drunk texts sent the night before after a long night of drinking in sea isle city.

that jerk owes me some cosmopologies after all those nasty texts i got last night!!!

by treesazmarie August 22, 2008