Taswell Covenant

Kickin' fish and taking ass.

Man Dale is really going all in today! He is good at Taswell Covenant.

by Cerinex February 11, 2019

The Covenant

The first race of hostiles you will encounter in Halo. Consists of grunts, elites, hunters and jackals.

Killing a group of 2 or more jackals in close combat on legendary and without a plasma weapon is a bitch.

by sux0r October 2, 2003

covenant

the Covenant is a basically a group of Aliens bonded together under 1 religion. Like the previous person mentioned, it consists of the Grunts, the Jackals, The Elites, the Hunters, The Brutes, the Drones, the engineers, and the Prophets. The Covenant have gathered most of their ranks through force, either the race joined them, or the plasma bombarded the hell out of the planet.

Cortana-"covenant dropship in bound"

by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

arc of the covenant

The trajectory of one's urine when directed onto something belonging to someone else.

My favourite part was the instant I released the piss from my vas deferens and it began the arc of the covenant

by Rolfus January 9, 2008

new hope covenant church

A fucked up place in Oakland CA where people go to become complete tools. The tools cannot see they are tools because they are to busy lying to themselves.

"Are you a free thinker? Lets go to New Hope Covenant Church to fix that."

by subtype October 4, 2009

Arc of the Covenant

To produce a bowel movement so extreme in its smell that the next person who enters the bathroom into the room will have their face melted off, a-la Raiders of the Lost Ark when the "Arc of the Covenant" was opened.

"Guys, I had a big steak dinner last night along with some onion soup. Now that I've gone and finished my morning coffee I'm gonna go to the bathroom and open the Arc of the Covenant."

by Alex Flores December 12, 2007

covenant

A collection of alien races consisting of Grunts, Jackals, Hunters, Elites, Brutes, Drones and Prophets. Humanity was not consumed by the Covenant and is therefore an enemy of the Covenant. Humanity's saviour, an augmented human (Spartan) named 'Master Chief' is the Human's last hope against those Covie Bastards.

Grunts are very funny.

by Bluestone April 7, 2005