The Coronavirus

The Coronavirus is a virus that fucks up our lives. We can't go out, or do shit. I fucking hate Coronavirus, and you should too.

Aw SHIT. I can't go to the mall with my girls because of The Coronavirus!

by The Anonymous Urban Writer May 22, 2020

Coronavirus

A plague that causes an upper respiratory infection caused by some dumbass in China that ate a bat and got sick and infected everyone else

I'm in the ER. Got Coronavirus.

by Gage2003A3 January 29, 2020

Coronavirusing

When you had plans for something but decide to shut everything down last minute, in a last ditch effort to make it so you can stay comfortable in your home so you don't have to communicate with the outside world. While you get to make forts out of your toilet paper.

Player-"Hey guys we down for some Dungeons and Dragons tonight?"
DM-"nah, Coronavirusing tonight"

by Djshockjock March 18, 2020

Coronavacation

A synonym for being on quarantine for COVID-19.

My wife came down with the coronavirus, looks like I’m taking a coronavacation.

by Oakoakoak March 2, 2020

Coronaverse

The name given to human society in a post Covid-19 world.

In the Coronaverse, every un-muffled cough or sneeze causes anxiety for those nearby that hear it.

by Vergelimbo March 17, 2020

Coronatrader

A pejorative term used to describe a person who uses their inside knowledge of Coronavirus trends to hit the big time via their unscrupulous stock market trades.

So BFD, I got busted being a Coronatrader and lost my little-man job as the Intelligence Committee Chairman!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

Coronavirus Law

If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are right—it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the “foreign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.

A corollary to the Coronavirus Law is: “If you are Covid-19-infected, you will also infect others.”

by Fasters May 6, 2020