Coronahole

A person who acts selfishly with unstoppable arrogance during times of world duress.

She acted like a true Coronahole when she purchased all the toilet paper, sanitary wipes, and hand sanitizer in the store.

by Mkalandar March 16, 2020

Coronasomnia

Also known as Covid-somnia. Experiencing sleeplessness—getting arguably less than seven hours of sleep—due to the stress of life during the coronavirus crisis, with possible long-term health hazards like obesity, depression, cardiovascular disease, and diabetes.

Guesstimate how many millions of people worldwide are suffering from coronasomnia, often triggered by lockdowns, quarantines, unemployment, postponement of surgeries, and loss of loved ones due to Covid-19.

by Covido January 31, 2021

Coronaboner

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.

"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"

by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

Coronaloner

The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.

Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."

Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."

by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020

CoronaHolic

What you turn into from drinking so much during “Stay at Home Orders” from the government. It’s devastating affects on the psyche demand more alcohol for the brain to cope.

I’ve had to stay home so long. I worry so much. I drink to cope with it all. I think I am a CoronaHolic..

by Sparkdog May 23, 2020

Coronachondriac

Coronachondriac: one who believes that any symptom with an unknown cause must mean that he or she is suffering from the corona virus.

Swollen toes are not symptomatic of the Corona virus. Quit being a Coronachondriac.

by Patty Hump Jo June 20, 2020

coronapornication

Where you fake contracting corona virus so that you stay home for 2 weeks and watch porn.

I think Joey has “coronapornication” .... he seemed to be hanging to have a vacation dedicated to himself!!

by Tricka tech March 13, 2020