cornholio 

A un-official millitary term. Used as a code word for "there is an officer, staff non commissioned officer, or anyone else of higher rank that will get you in trouble for goofing off". Founded by the cannoneers of battery P 5/14. The term may not have worked all that well since that unit no longer exists.

Cornholio, secure the happiness.

cornholio by KungFu April 4, 2005

cornholio 

Beavis being a dumbass. when he drinks or eats sugary things he turns into cornholio. he is the ruler of nicaragua.

i would not want my bungholio to get polio!

cornholio by iaintgay October 15, 2003

cornholio 

One who is acting silly or stupid because he or she is under the influence of sugar, drugs, or alcohol.

Hannah: What's wrong with Ian? Why's he running around with his shirt over head like that?
Shiro: Uh, well, he just ate a pound of rock candy and drank a bottle of cold medicine.
Hannh: Well, get cornholio in the house before he hurts himself!

cornholio by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

cornholio 

Alter-ego of Mexican President Vicente Fox. He often speaks through this personage when he needs to feel superior. Which is rather difficult, especially when your citizenry are willing to risk their lives in order to leave the country you're leading.

Once said by El Presidente Fox as the star of one of Tiajuana's infamous donkey-shows "You have awakened my bunghole!"

cornholio by Lord Heavyhandz July 19, 2005

Cornholio 

Any Dodge Ram 1500 pickup truck with wide towing mirrors that are rarely ever used for towing; simply a form of upbadging. The way the mirrors "stand" resembles Cornholio, the alter ego of Beavis from the MTV cartoon Beavis and Butt-Head.

Salesman: How can I help you?
Beavis: I am Cornholio! Give me TP for my bunghole!
Salesman: I've got the truck just for you!

Cornholio by Porque Me Buscan May 20, 2019

cornholio 

slang word used in Beavis and Butthead for sex up the butt.

Timmy was gonna have cornholio with his gf.

cornholio by lilburkey April 22, 2006

Cornholio 

Sikyon guild leader and INSANE grinder in Atlantica Online, must live on a couch/toilet , cause he never gets off his pc ....

Cornholio is insane, he grinds more than a stripper.

Cornholio by Cornfan June 29, 2011