cornholio

One who is acting silly or stupid because he or she is under the influence of sugar, drugs, or alcohol.

Hannah: What's wrong with Ian? Why's he running around with his shirt over head like that?
Shiro: Uh, well, he just ate a pound of rock candy and drank a bottle of cold medicine.
Hannh: Well, get cornholio in the house before he hurts himself!

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

cornholio

Alter-ego of Mexican President Vicente Fox. He often speaks through this personage when he needs to feel superior. Which is rather difficult, especially when your citizenry are willing to risk their lives in order to leave the country you're leading.

Once said by El Presidente Fox as the star of one of Tiajuana's infamous donkey-shows "You have awakened my bunghole!"

by Lord Heavyhandz July 6, 2005

cornholio

slang word used in Beavis and Butthead for sex up the butt.

Timmy was gonna have cornholio with his gf.

by lilburkey April 2, 2006

cornholio

a fucking moron who is constipated and puts his fucking piece of shit shirt over his fucking head.

I am Cornholio, a fucking moron, and i put my piece of shit shirt over my fucking head.

by Beavis October 4, 2005

Cornholio

Common definition: A retarded White guy that thinks he's an Arab that needs toilet paper for his bunghole.

Underground definition: An Arab that hoards toilet paper when there's a global pandemic going on.

Beavis: I'm Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! But look! But look! He needs more TP than me!

*points at Arab dude*

Butthead: Shut up dumbass!

*bitch slaps Beavis.....WHOOOOOP!!!!!*

Beavis: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

by Pony Battles July 10, 2020

Cornholio

One who desires toilet paper for the bunghole

I. I am The almighty cornholio the blood shall run the streets of the non believers

by Oi bruv my crumpets March 28, 2021

Cornholio

Any Dodge Ram 1500 pickup truck with wide towing mirrors that are rarely ever used for towing; simply a form of upbadging. The way the mirrors "stand" resembles Cornholio, the alter ego of Beavis from the MTV cartoon Beavis and Butt-Head.

Salesman: How can I help you?
Beavis: I am Cornholio! Give me TP for my bunghole!
Salesman: I've got the truck just for you!

by Porque Me Buscan May 21, 2019