Cornographic

1. (verb) The act of photographing corn without husks, cobs without corn, etc.

2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.

3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.

1. Oh man, that guy really loves his corn, he's making it SO cornographic!

2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.

3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.

by clohy July 17, 2010

Cornography

a film or other media meant to be serious that is corny

Star Trek

by jerry dragon May 10, 2004

Cornography

Over zealous use of puns in written or spoken formats. Using corny terms or puns. One that is corny in use of jokes

"Something is fishy here" when cooking surf and turf. "I sea what you did there. Sea - saw...tense doesn't matter." Ha-ha very good cornography!

by owns the jedi July 2, 2015

Cornography

The act of teasing the caged black man with his favourite jail time meal, corn bread.

"officer Hobbs, fetch the bread from the oven and open the hatch on cell 2, tyrone needs taught a lesson so let's show him some cornography"

by Beefneckboy November 4, 2016

Cornography

Something uncle t-buytlenie husks his corn to every night.

Alister are you watching Cornography?

by Alister:t-butes July 18, 2017

Cornography

Talking pictures of "naked" Zaguate Food Tuk Corn dogs ...no condiments

I get the hunger when looking at cornography online

by Lil Pepper Pants December 9, 2019

Cornography

Euphemism for pornography. Nowadays used to avoid censorship by keyword filter algorithms on online media.

I consumed to much cornography and failed my dopamine detox attempt.

by cvreich April 12, 2024