Cornistian

A person who worships and believes in unicorns. They may choose to view it as their side-religion (a religion apart from their official one) but it is not compulsory to do so.

After years of convincing from Jenny, Jeffrey became an official cornistian.

by Cornistian's Rule May 9, 2015

Christio

A name nobody has, except me.

What’s your name man?

Christio.

by Why is every username take?? February 13, 2021

Christionna

Beautiful strong queen that knows what she wants in life and will take risks to get it.

Christionna is soon to be throned

by Sweetie37 November 21, 2021

Christ on a Cornstick

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.

Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!

by Zachk114 August 11, 2018

cristion

The hottest Spanish guy in town. He has a huge heart and an amazing smile. His accent is so sexy and he loves to have a good time. Best soccer player around! He is the funniest guy you will ever meet and once you get to meet him he'll be in your heart forever

"Cristion is so hot when he plays soccer"

by Charolaman September 26, 2013

Coronation

place. Town in Canada that sits boldly upon the bare prairies surrounded by wheat fields and arthropods not encumbered by gluten-allergies. Gravel deposits are almost non-existent due to the intransigent nature of the recent glaciation, but a ready supply of clay is at hand so there are no shortages of bricks and brick-like accretions.

Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.

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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.

Is that Coronation in the distance? I would love to take off my locust-proof coat and down a few brews.

It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.

by gnostic 1 January 24, 2013

coronation street

A shitty overrated piece of television in which everything unrealistically occurs in one street. Liked by people with no lives on their own who enjoy living the lives of the characters through television. It's a wanna-Saved By The Bell.

Dude A: You're so whack you're almost as bad as Coronation Street.

Dude B: "That's cold dude."

Dude A: "Yeah, I'm sorry."

by Ian Mckenna April 13, 2005