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Cock-up Cascade

A unbroken chain of bad decisions, usually resulting in the creation of something that is bad in theory and even worse in practice. First used by video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.
Yahtzee: "Homefront: The Revolution is a perfect example of a cock-up cascade."
by Father Gascoigne January 17, 2017
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Lunch Cock

Bro, I'm really craving a juicy lunch cock.
by lockenload23 June 5, 2016
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cock cream

Smegma, or milky slime beneath foreskin.
If you're uncircumsised and want a blowjob, you might do well to skim off the cock cream.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021
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Morph Cock

The male appendage ( cock ) that appears to change over time due to sexual circumstance and hunger . The morph cock can become larger, more girthy & lengthy, changing shape and rigidity.
She felt that his morph cock became even more engorged and hard the more he wanted her in all different ways, his cock was always changing shape and she loved it !
by Bella-gal August 20, 2019
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Cock Fight

The tension between two or more males when the amount of females is greatly outnumbered by the number of males at a party. Generally occurs when a few females are invited to a sausage fest, and all the guys begin to compete for their attention.
Person 1: Hey, was the party fun last night?
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.
by half_dime June 20, 2011
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Cock Tantrum

When you really REALLY need a man's cock and he won't bring it to you immediately, you lose control and have a cock tantrum. When standard cockpleading and defiantly pushing out your lower lip fails, the scene can rapidly descend to wild breathless screaming, flushed threats and aggressive tearing of clothes. A full outburst can only be fixed by a stern, hard spanking and fucking.
"Kollin, please fuck me, I am wet for you all day long. PLEASE. I beg you. I am desperate for your cock, please let me be your slut. My mouth, my pussy, my ass, I don't fucking care, just fill me with your cum. I am impatient for your cum. If you don't take me home and fuck me RIGHT NOW Kollin I will have a cock tantrum, I fucking mean it".
by Suzanne's Greedy Mouth July 23, 2014
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Cock

The largest cocks cannot be restrained within clothing; smaller cocks are more perky and active; however, most cock handlers find larger specimens to be far more aggressive and difficult to handle.

For the most part, cocks are very easy to take care of. Cocks require little more than regular attention, stimulation, and petting, but they should always be provided with plenty of room in which to grow.

It should also be noted that cocks can vary wildly in size - two cocks which originally began as the same size can exhibit a wide variety of size and girth, especially when handled correctly and with care to allow them to thrive in their current environment.

Cocks are well known for their tendency to declare their territory each morning via a glorious, profuse expulsion (usually a crowing noise). Whilst more frequent at sunrise, this display is not limited to a particular time of day.

However, it is hard to deny each morning, the glory of witnessing a hardy young cock exulting its vigor for all to behold. This ritual is one of the lesser-known pleasures of the countryside, which leaves any viewers well spent from the glory of that morning's experience.

Cocks, in general, are not usually handled roughly; however, like most things, this depends on the particular needs and constitution of the individual specimen - some of the more temperamental breeds may require a little discipline on occasion (especially if the individual has a habit of wandering).
A cock is a chicken. The hell did you want? A penis?
by TerraByt3 June 25, 2021
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