coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Coagulate

co·ag·u·late
kōˈagyəˌlāt/

The act of being sociable (after a long silence) when you are coming down from large amounts of marijuana

"Bay Ray ehh! When Rocky came down he coagulated a bit and was ready to get aggressive!"

by Rocky01 August 26, 2014

corpulate

Corpulate is just another word for fat.

"Kevin sure is a corpulate fellow."

by CowKillaMooMan September 11, 2004

coagulated

tyhe word that means stuff

you are coagualted leave me alone!!

by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

coagulated

coagulation is when......

you are coagulated leave me alone!!this is a word yes i know its number outside.

by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

Cromulate

When you have passed the dating stage with someone but aren't quiet qoing out with them yet.

Do you think I should cromulate with her?

I was cromulating with her for about 3 weeks.

She is my cromulant.

by Peck3277 December 9, 2008

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018