coagulation

The process of liquids (such as semen) becoming a semi-solid or solid state from the contact of water or other viscuous substances.

When that girl sucks on my dick in the shower my semen went through this wild coagulation and became small chunks all over the place. She ate them.

by Daniel Gazenski May 5, 2007

Coggulate

N. 1)To remember, to record, or to note 2)To put together, to create

I must COGGULATE this letter to Hunter S. Thompson, in a way that will impress him.

by Sabrina Lee March 3, 2004

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Coagulate

co·ag·u·late
kōˈagyəˌlāt/

The act of being sociable (after a long silence) when you are coming down from large amounts of marijuana

"Bay Ray ehh! When Rocky came down he coagulated a bit and was ready to get aggressive!"

by Rocky01 August 26, 2014

concragulate

To calculate, to process an idea.

I have to concragulate my taxes.

by BigBoiKGB May 13, 2005

corpulate

Corpulate is just another word for fat.

"Kevin sure is a corpulate fellow."

by CowKillaMooMan September 11, 2004

coagulated

tyhe word that means stuff

you are coagualted leave me alone!!

by Sniperco. June 10, 2003