Chocolate Cookie Jar

When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.

I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.

by Ed the Viking July 11, 2011

San Antonio Cookie Jar

When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm

Baby it's my birthday can you please just San Antonio Cookie Jar with your roommate once for me.

by M2B2D2 March 29, 2015

Jar For Cookie

A Jar in a house of which you insert cookies into to eat later, like a storage for cookies.

a jar for cookie is a jar which containscookies

by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021

Cookie Jarring

Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."

by AnimorphFan June 15, 2020

cookiejar

A jar more purposeful than pretty yielding confectionery, cakes and other reltaed items of interest.

The cookiejar's ajar, just help yourself.

by Hercolena Oliver December 9, 2008

Cookiejar

adj. An attractive young lady who is not intelligent, alluding to the idea that a cookiejar can be pretty, but is ultimately empty of anything of substance.

-Dude, did you see that blonde, she's a bombshell!

-Yea, man, but she's a total cookiejar.

by Brian Ritchie May 21, 2007

Cookietard

Something or someone who is lovely, cute and sweet but very stupid at the same time. cute and pathetic at the same time Like a puppy who runs into a glass-door.

Girl -Oh look at that guy over there on the Harley Davidson.
Boy -Yeah I see him, bet he feels proud on that bike.

*Guy on harley looks at them and smirks*

Girl -Bet he's got a small dick too. Poor bastard.
Boy -Yeah, what a cookietard!

by Zaniya January 5, 2010