continental divide 

Another word for taint or grundle

Andrew was being such a shit at the party! I told him if he didn't shutup I was going to kick him right in the continental divide!

continental divide by AMONLG_oh8 December 21, 2008

speed of continental drift 

moving at an extremely slow pace

Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!

speed of continental drift by Thunnus January 9, 2010

continental breakfast 

Generally provided by cheap British hotels so that they don't need to serve you a PROPER breakfast.

A Continental Breakfast usually consists of some cheap freeze-dried coffee, some sort of stale pastry and perhaps an old, soft biscuit if you're fortunate enough.

The name comes from the fact that Hoteliers wish you to believe that our "more culturaly refined" and "chic" Continental (note, European) cousins, eat this crap for breakfast themselves, and by eating it you can be JUST as cultured!

Predictably, if you ever happen to stay at a hotel on "The Continent", the chances of them serving you this rubbish are somewhere between silm and none.

"For a mere £5 extra, you will be provided with a delicious, exciting and culturaly stimulating Continental Breakfast!"

continental breakfast by Master Beaver July 16, 2008

Continental Treble 

An event in which a football team wins three competitions within their continent in a single season. In over a hundred years of football history, it has only happened twelve times. The most notable winners were Celtic FC in 1967 when they not only won a treble but a quadruple.

Person 1: FC Barcelona won a continental treble in 2009?
Person 2: Yeah! They won La Liga, the Champion's League, and the Copa del Rey!

Continental Treble by futbolista May 29, 2009

Lincoln Continental 

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.

"We did it in a rental, lincoln continental"

Lincoln Continental by Jacob May 6, 2004

continental european 

A description attributed to old white people who hail from the European continent, often recognised by their inability to add salt (referred to in their vernacular as 'spice') and refusal to wash hands before eating, and after scratching their arse. Not to be confused with the Continental European breakfasts served at American hotel chains like the Hilton.

Jasmine: Congrats on your new place! What's your flatmate like?

Tina: She's Continental European...

Jasmine: OH..you better stock gallons on hand sanitiser in your flat.

continental european by kuntress December 23, 2018

continental breakfast 

n.

1. A small breakfast consisting of coffee and a roll or bran muffin, named so not for continental airlines (as popularly believed), but rather, because coffee coupled with a bran muffin tend to make one have to defecate, close to the point of <i>incontinence</i>.

The continental breakfast they offered really made me have to crap.

continental breakfast by Sommy September 8, 2004