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gnarly consuelos

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.
Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.
by yu sun March 30, 2009
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Network Consultant

A parasite that contributes nothing to the network and is only looking for ways to stay on the payroll. This is the individual at the burger joint that asks “do you want fries with that?” The network Consultant is constantly looking for useless network tweaks to justify his presence at a customer site. Be especially weary of the Euro-trash no talent hack type; this character dazzles senior management with a ridiculous accent all the while unraveling the solid network that’s in place. Network consultants never look at a network as a whole, but only analyze bits and pieces of it. In this manner they always have work do to since the last project they completed broke some other part of the network.
I’m gonna have to give nickel blow jobs in the street to get my self respect back after taking this network consultant job.

If that network consultant was on fire; I wouldn’t piss on him.
by network dog February 14, 2006
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Consuela

No,No. We need more Lemon Pledge.....
Announcer: Is Mister John home?
Consuela: No, No. Mister John no home.
by TheAwokenMyth April 11, 2017
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Coochie Consultation

To set an appointment to have sex with a woman. Much like a dick appointment, but is used by males and lesbians, used only to fuck with no feelings.
Bro, I gotta go! I have a coochie consultation 🍑
by Lilbrowngirl420 May 12, 2020
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Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.
Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!
by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005
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Consuelo

Did you see that beautiful Consuelo?

Yes I most certainly did. The most beautiful I have ever seen.
by El Marino February 4, 2010
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Consuelo

Can be shortened to Connie. A girl's name, admittedly unusual, but not a flower! Its origins are Spanish, but not all people called Consuelo are Spanish. Many Consuelos are very intelligent, are particularly good at maths, play the flute and swim. They make AWESOME sisters, and stick with their best friends for life!
1. Consuelo's my best friend ever!
2. Look, Consuelo has got 98% in Maths again!
by i'm not a maths teacher June 23, 2012
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