Consoliable

The greatest thing since portable cheese wallets.

Guy 1: Consoliable?
Guy 2: Quite.
Guy 1: Indeed

by Sparten90059 September 26, 2008

Consolation Success

Consolation success or a consolation achievement is when you put a lot of effort and concentration into achieving something or getting better at something, and only after you've tried for so long that you begin to give up, do things start to "work out" for you. Often, it is more of a slap in the face than a happy acquisition. The consolation comes in giving you your success only because you worked yourself so hard that you gave up and life begins to feel sorry for you. God's way of playing keep away perhaps.

"After so many years in the movie business and his involvement in tonnes of great films, Christopher Plummer only received his first oscar in 2012, at the age of 83. That consolation success must feel more painful than if he retired with no award at all."

by cursedkid March 31, 2013

consolidate your feces

To get a grip; have it all together

This is all too chaotic. Consolidate your feces!

by AlexCarrera February 5, 2009

consoletard

A console fan with limited or no knowledge/interest of games that were released before the current console generation.

Prestigious PC gamer: Fallout is a great game.

Consoletard: Yeah, I love Bethesda games.
Prestigious PC gamer: I meant Fallout 1&2 .
Consoletard: There was a Fallout 2?
Prestigious PC gamer: Fucking consoletard.

by thesisko September 8, 2013

Abyss of Lost Consoles

Future resting place of the N-Gage.

A taco shaped cell phone? NOOOOOOOOOO*passes out*

by 0niTTRay March 3, 2004

hater consolations

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.

sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

consolation goal

In a sports match where one team is very far behind the other team, but manages to score point(s) very late in the game, despite the outcome already being obvious.

Most likely used in soccer/football where one team already has a huge advantage (5-0) and it's very late in the game (89th minute out of 90)

In Brazil v Germany's semi final match in the World Cup, Germany beat Brazil 7-1. Brazil scored their only goal in the 90th minute, making it a consolation goal because there was no way Brazil could change the outcome of the match (score 6 goals) in less than 1 minute.

by ngicecream August 15, 2021