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Console Peasant

Someone who plays on consoles but does not acknowledge the far superiority of PC gaming, and will not accept valid facts from PC gamers on why PC is better.
KEEP IN MIND: Someone can like console gaming and prefer it more than PC gaming but still knows the superiority of PC gaming. That makes them a console player not a console peasent.
CONSOLE PEASENT: PC sucks console is better than PC in every way.
PC gamer: *States facts on why PC is better*
CONSOLE PEASENT: FUCK YOU U CUNT THE HUMAN EYE CAN'T SEE PAST 1 FPS.
PC gamer: Stop being such a Console Peasant and grow some balls.
by Badboy17 XxX June 14, 2017
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Consolitis

A word used by PC gamers to describe the cost-friendly practice of developers in which a video game is clearly designed to accommodate the limited capabilities of console systems.

Symptoms include inferior graphics, sluggish gameplay, clumsy user interfaces, checkpoint-based save systems, a lack of dedicated servers, limited customization and simplified game mechanics.
It was clear that due to the overwhelming amount of negative user reviews of Modern Warfare 2 for PC that Infinity Ward had contracted consolitis.
by Steakface February 19, 2010
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Censorship

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Fuck censorship.
by toxic540 December 28, 2005
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Consolization

A term that unifies “casualization” (from casual), with “consoles”. While in videogames “casualization” means a tendency to make things less complex and accessible to the masses, “consolization” means the “casualization” applied to games that weren’t casual before. It applies to all kind of games who become less complex because of the necessity of convert mouse to pad controls, lower on memory or graphics requeriments, or downgrade any kind of management (losses the x,y axis, big menus, scrolling inventories, auto aim, auto stats, lack of editor or mod support, etc).
Many games have lost plenty of quality due to their consolization, their predecessors were richer and deeper in each aspect but these multiplatform versions were designed limited by inferior platforms...
by Dassault September 8, 2013
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Console Peasant

An uninformed, unenlightened console "gamer" who does not acknowledge the supreme power and affordability of a PC over a console. These heathens not only live in denial, claiming their consoles have hardware superior to a PC, but also shun the ever shining light of lord and savior Gaben. Gaben is love and Gaben is life. Praise his eternal soul, and let him enlighten console peasants around the world.

In the wild, console peasants can be found talking in slanderous ways of the PC and PC gamers, claiming their consoles are more powerful than a PC, and also commonly claiming the human eye can only perceive 30 FPS and not the 60 enjoyed commonly by PC gamers.

The best way to enlighten a peasant is to first tell them of the cheaper price of video games for PC, which can be found on Steam at a fraction of the price paid by console gamers. Then, proceed to tell then about building a PC, tell them of how simple the process is, and how even for the price of a console they can build a superior PC. It is important to direct them then to /r/buildapc on Reddit.

Finally, enlighten them by sending them to /r/PCMasterrace on reddit. From then on they will receive the blessings of Gaben and become a member of the PCMasterrace.

Praise Gaben, he is love and he is life.
"I recently converted to the PCMasterrace after getting tired of hearing "I fuked ur mom" from console peasants on Xbox Live."

"Go forth and enlighten thy console peasants with the holy light of Gaben"

"The only good peasant is a converted peasant."
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censorship

1. What lazy parents use as an excuse to not want to teach their children what is and isn't acceptable to view. Proven to be useless because all it does is make the children even more curious as to why it is censored.

2. What the government uses to keep the dumb masses from finding out the truth about its corruption and incompetence.
by AYB April 3, 2003
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Console Peasant

A person who thinks consoles are superior and are trying to compare its hardware and graphics of a PC. They're commonly are ignorant and refuse to accept any valid points from the opposite side. They also lack hardware knowledge and assume there console is the best in price,exclusives, and hardware.
Console Peasant 1: XBOX IS BETTER THEY HAVE BETTER GRAPHICS GAMES AND GAMES ARE FOR XBOX!

Console Peasant 2: PS4 HAS 1 TERAFLOPS OF GDDR7 RAM WHICH MAKES THAT GRAPHICS AT 4K AND 120 FPS!!!

Somebody who plays PC: Neither of you are correct here (link to a hardware forum or pricing from various platforms)

Console Peasants: STFU FAG! YAH 40 YEAR OLD VIRGINS I F*** UR MOM! GO PLAY ON YOUR $5000 PC'S AND UPGRADE EVERY SINGLE GAME! GAMEPLAY OVER GRAPHICS
by ThatNoob July 16, 2014
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