cantignora statusbaritis

The condition which prevents one from walking away from their computer because they cannot divert their attention from an active status bar.

My cantignora statusbaritis keeps me from getting anything else done while I'm downloading on my computer.

by tastic71 March 19, 2013

covignorant

A person that ignores measures to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

Look at those people playing road hockey during quarantine. How covignorant can you be?

by Hemilogic March 28, 2020

configneruqieleuedfahiated

configneruqieleuedfahiated, very angry

"the dsmp members are gonna play genshin on tuesday ."
"you must be so configneruqieleuedfahiated right now"
"what"

by borananasz May 29, 2022

Consign

One fucking awsome band from the east bay.

You will feed Consign your babies for dinner because you love their music so much.

by Unknown October 30, 2003

consigliore

Mafia speak. Right hand man, lieutenant, as in The Godfather the Don has a consigliore.

"I'm calling Tony for back-up. He's my consigliore- he'll take care of things."

by CountessLOL June 11, 2006

Constinormity

being constipated for so long that nothing leaves your body and you become enormous-----
contipated + enormous = constinormity

After eating that crazy shit in Sweden i experienced constinormity for 2 weeks. All i wanna do is shit man.

by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008

Connisnorus

A Connisnorus is the most fearless mother fucker! It is the badass of all badasses in the universe. Not many know what the Connisnorus looks like as most that have seen one have been drank into such an unconsciousness that they couldn’t recall what happened. The Connisnorus can usually be found at a local watering hole, but make sure you think twice before approaching one. This animal is fearless, it will crack open a can of whoop ass and crack its victims skull like a fresh bottle of beer and then eat their brain and digest their thoughts cause it can. The Connisnorus throws caution to the wind like a fresh cup o’ cheese. This animal is most know for its “I don’t give a fuck” attitude topped off with the ability to drink and drink to only pass out for a little bit and go right back to the bottle. This creature is truly one of kind and should be feared!

Connisnorus

by Ellis75 January 1, 2012