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Atlanta Urinal Constipation

An alternate name for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
Cynthia Tucker is a columnist for the Atlanta Urinal Constipation.
by Spicy Joker September 22, 2009
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Constipation

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.
I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.
by APfromMSP April 30, 2005
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Constipation

The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!
Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!

In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.
by Fart Matser August 24, 2003
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Conshittency

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.
I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!
by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011
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Comship

Short for "complicated" or "complex" shipping, used as label for those who have complicated feelings on the topic of shipcourse.
"Shipping discourse is getting out of hand at this point, people are fighting each other over minor things now."
"Oh, so you are comship."
by Kurumi Nanase July 15, 2022
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Constiplation

con·sti·pla·tion \ˌkän(t)-stə-ˈplā-shən, 1 : To spend a vast amount of time thinking about whether or not you need or can poop.
Dude, I ate a dicey burrito this morning for breakfast, and I've wasted the entire last hour tied up in constiplation, I really don't want it to hit me during the meeting.

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by LevArtation February 18, 2011
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Constipated

When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit
John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated
by Mystic_Snowfang June 25, 2009
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