happy clapper

a happy clapper is seriously religious person, most often used in connection with reference to a re-born or new-born christian.

can also be used as a describtion of someone naive or easy to please.

- "what happened to mike? he don't come round to our club no more."

- "well, he don't go out doin sinful things no more. he's a happy clapper now."

- "what? oh man. amen!"

or

"you think i 'm stupid? do i look like a happy clapper to you?!"

by melsugar September 3, 2006

Cheek Clapper 69

when you eat the ass so hard it makes a clapping sound.

my favorite position is Cheek Clapper 69

by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018

Auto Clapper

A fully automatic weapon

“We don’t wanna fuck with these guys. they have auto clappers.”

by Purple drink January 25, 2020

Skegness Clapper

A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).

Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.

by The pink haired mom May 9, 2022

cuntlapper

Someone who eats pussy

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper

by Azeroth April 14, 2003

flapper clapper

Used to describe a girls loose pussy lips that clap when she walks.

"Damn that bitch has a huge set of flapper clappers on her."
"Her flapper clappers are so loose you can fit a football through them."
"My brother always takes one for the team, he always gets stuck with the flapper clappers."

by Panadero Saint January 9, 2008

clapper

a mutherfuckin Gun

term used mostly in the South

get to steppin before i pull out that clapper.

by bubbakush123 May 5, 2010