congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

conjunctivitis

taking a sick day from work in conjunction with the weekend.

Billy called in sick Monday. I think he had "conjunctivitis".

by jpeterman57 December 5, 2007

Conjunctivitis

Justin biebers eye

When your eye swells like biebers you will have conjunctivitis

by Vickstar2017 May 23, 2017

Conjunkulous

When someone tries to con off their junk for an inflated price in order to make a quick buck. This action makes those who are buying suspicious of their offer.

Jannis is trying to sell off her one-wheeled wheelchair, seems pretty conjunkulous if you ask me.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

conjunctioner

An rare and extremely elite sorcerer that has spent most of his/her life practicing the occult arts and has become bestowed and gifted beyond that of all other magicians and sorcerers. These few are so skilled and powerful that they can create/destroy entire galaxies and cause inner stellar cataclisms of epic proportions. Their magical powers are limitless as they are like Gods. They have walked The Thousand Moons and have drank from The Black River of The Mother Godess.

"The conjuctioner exploded a star to show skeptics his unbound might!"

by E April 5, 2005

conjunctjuvate

a made up word that is used subtilely in conversation to sound smart. It is a gamble with the drawback of making you look stupid if it backfires.

Cop 1: we're going to need to conjunctuvate with the FBI to solve this case
cop 2:... what did you just say?
cop 1: what? conjunctjuvate? like to work in conjunction with.
cop 2: I don't think thats a word dude.
cop 1: yes it is...
cop 2: well I happen to have a dictionary in my car...
cop 1: uhm.. well i don't think that's necessary...
cop 2: ... dumbass

by Lord Damon Achuine May 9, 2009

bespite of (conjunction)

bespite of conj (blend of "because of" and "in spite of" - a condensed form of the expression "because of, or perhaps in spite of."

This work, when done and published, will be met with keen interest by scholars and general public alike, bespite of its controversial nature.


Bespite of the intensity of the debate, there has been considerable advancement in our understanding of this global trend.

Bespite of the expectation of Truman's impending loss, Democrats turned out, and by means of an "underdog effect" assured Truman's victory.

by Mikhail Epstein November 14, 2003