congrats

the thing people use when they cant spell kongrajulashins

oh your parents got a divorce? congrats!

by its.kitsune August 5, 2020

Congratulashayla

One of the Top 50 girls names in the world. See Youtube. Always a winner, Congratulashayla always has a reason to celebrate. Champagne personality on a beer budget she's real and sweet and kind and has nice fingers.

I just found out Congratulashayla won the lottery... again.

by CrazyDiamond80 September 30, 2011

Congratulations Effect

Releasing a song congratulating another channel for overtaking your channel, but then you start to gain subscribers making you the winner again.

Adam: Did you see what the Congratulations Effect did to pewdiepie’s channel?
Eve: Yes, he started winning again!

by MeatScepter April 2, 2019

Fuck Congress

the general feeling of Americans in the 2000s.

"dude, did you hear about this SOPA bullshit?" "yeah, man. Fuck Congress"

by Bernie Crack January 30, 2012

To congress

To inexplicably debate inane problems at the expense of fixing much larger issues; hypocritically exort others to do things one would not do oneself

To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass

First used by Ezra Klein

Jimmy congressed everything up last night when he kept talking. We never even left the house.

We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up.

by Full of Air March 22, 2012

Congealed Beef

Former Athlete David Thompson

Congealed Beef was a very good athlete

by FLANYC November 13, 2011

congresscritter

A congresswoman or congressman: an elected official who serves in the House of Representatives, the lower house of the United States Congress. "Congresscritters" can also, loosely, include U.S. Senators. The term is gender-neutral, and also attempts to remove these elected representatives from their pedestals.

"Writing to your congresscritters about an issue may seem pointless, but when enough people -- you and your friends and their friends and THEIR friends -- make their voices heard, the congresscritters will realize that their chances of reelection ARE affected by doing the right thing."

by Grinning Cat January 5, 2009