congestive butt failure

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.
by VarietyPerson April 16, 2011
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Congestive

*walks into door*
wot a congestive wannabe :S:S::S
by loooooooooooolhi September 03, 2008
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congestion system

I have a congestion system
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Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.
Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.
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instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.
Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!
by deshoe June 25, 2015
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Butt congestion

When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.
Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up

My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.
by OKAYYYYY February 04, 2016
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