Congratsi

An informal yet sing-songy and cheery way to tell some one congratulations. It's generally used towards close friends and family. It's a play off the Italian word grazie (thank you), mostly just because it's fun to say.

"I won a ten dollar gift card"
"Congratsi!"

by LaurensCooker3 October 30, 2020

Congratsubating

Masterbating after accoplishing something, or after being proud of ones' self

A guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date

Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up

Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later

GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS

by Idhitthatificould March 16, 2012

Congratsturbation

The act of congratulating one's self, especially if done excessively.

Neil: I'm so awesome! I totally scored the winning goal last night!
Stephen: Stop your congratsturbation, you'll go blind.

by Fraguar September 20, 2012

Congrats Mate

An insincere message to someone who recently has had good news.

"Congrats Mate"

by congratsmate April 2, 2019

Congratsory

A term to be used in a situation when you do not know whether to Congratulate OR Apologize to the other person. It is often followed by a question mark or stated as a question because you do not know whether its a good or a bad thing

Ex:

Female Friend 1: I just found out I'm pregnant.
Female Friend 2: Congratsory??

by Fe Dubrovna February 5, 2010

Congasm

A sexual deviant who exists in the only discord server that matters, God Gang. If you are a female, or might possibly be a female, expect a message from Congasm.

"God, Congasm won't stop dming me and asking to see my feet!"

by Zeraph December 30, 2021

Congrats

Congrats is a term used to sarcastically congratulate someone on an achievement, such as atrocious behavior, a hideous style of clothing, or the amount of likes someone receives on an Instagram or Facebook photo which they probably paid people to like. "Congrats" is another way of telling someone that they are a fuck.

Girl 1: I'm having a party, but you're not invited.
Girl 2: Congrats!

*Girl walks by in high-waisted shorts*
Guy: Congrats on your high-waisted shorts that don't even cover your ass!

*Scrolling through a girl's Instagram or Facebook newsfeed*
Girl 1: Congrats on your 100 likes on your photo!
Girl 2: Congrats on your pounds of makeup!

by chigirl_ January 27, 2014