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Confitude

The merging of confidence and attitude in an individual, highlighting when someone says something or acts in a way in which their confidence is clear, with a dose of attitude. Can be negative or positive.
She has some crazy confitude, sometimes she needs to chill
by JinxDunOut'ere November 23, 2021
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by Ruby2020 September 10, 2022
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Confitness

Someone's feeling when embellishing their physical activity. It is a play on the word "confidence", as it's directed at physically weak people who yearn to be like their superiors.
Michael showed a lot of confitness, as he breathed heavy so people would think he was lifting weights.
by Fakehunter August 18, 2025
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Conbait

A specialized form of Grassbait targeting religious, spiritual, supernatural, or metaphysical beliefs. The Conbaiter doesn't just pathologize—they criminalize, framing the believer as a "con artist," "charlatan," "grifter," or "delusional conspiracy theorist." The assumption is that anyone who believes in things beyond materialist explanation is either mentally ill or running a scam. Conbait is common in discussions of religion, paranormal phenomena, alternative healing, or any spirituality that doesn't fit scientific materialism. The goal isn't understanding or even disagreement—it's exposure, mockery, and character assassination. Belief becomes evidence of either pathology or predation.
"I mentioned my meditation practice and experiences with something I can only call spiritual. Instant Conbait: 'So you're either schizophrenic or scamming people for money. Which is it?' Not a question about experience, not curiosity about belief—just a forced choice between illness and fraud. That's not dialogue; that's a trap."
by Abzugal February 24, 2026
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Sex confit

Sex in the recent marinade of your previous ejaculation.
The after-sex cuddle session quickly became a sex confit encounter as we made love thereafter.
by Binktender July 26, 2025
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Intense Confit

Intense Confit (noun / adjective)
Definition: A person who is radically authentic, brutally honest, and emotionally "high-resolution." Like the culinary process, their personality is concentrated—rendered down to its purest, most potent form. They wear their heart on their sleeve and possess a magnetic, unapologetic energy that makes them the life of the party.

Key Traits:Intense confit refers to someone or somethng who is brutally honest, wears ther heart on their sleeve, owns up their action with intense emotion. They are usually unapologetically authentic and confess their thoughts/ feelings with passion.
"He didn't just apologize for the mistake; he went full intense confit on us, and now the whole team feels more inspired than ever."
"She’s such an intense confit—she walked into a room of strangers and had everyone laughing and sharing their deepest secrets within ten minutes."
by Aquero February 19, 2026
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