texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.

George W. Bush is the result of failed Texas contraception.

by DCallieAndah May 19, 2013

Contraception dab

The contraception dab is a technique with which one can prevent impregnating his sexual partner.
The male will loudly exclaim "yeet" whilst dabbing, and will then shove his wiener into the anus of the partner.

Once the male ejaculated into the butt of his significant other the contraception dab is completed.

Hey man i wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but didn't have any protection on me.
Being the nice guy that i am i used the contraception dab! Her sphincter broke though.

by Vlozh March 1, 2018

Contraception

stops the babies booming

put the contraception in a get babies easy

by PlayCraftedLands November 18, 2020

Source contraception

When the girl wants babies but not the guy, but to please her, he still uses no condoms.

Sike, he disconected his balls.

"Are you serious? You want a baby too?!"

"Yeah baby, anything for you"

(Disconects his balls)

"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."

by Dedzi March 3, 2020

Condomception

The misconception that condom inception is an effective contraception leading to conception.

"Son, you'll learn about your birth as soon as you're old enough to understand condomception."

by Brophiroth666 October 13, 2016