Condensation

The form of conversation which takes place with a dense person.

Oh God! I just had the dumbest condensation with Jen

by Smejie April 11, 2010

condensity

the rate at which something condenses.

yo dude, the condensity of the water on that cold glass was so high, it condensed like a mother bill y'all.

by salko January 29, 2010

Condensed Milk

When a male emits semen on an angle such as the "x" and "y" paralysis.

I condensed milk'd all over her bed sheets.

by Condenser101 August 26, 2013

The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.

Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)

by JJthepuller February 16, 2023

Condensnot

An algae plug in an air conditioner drain line

Eww, look at that condensnot blocking my condensate drain line.

by McAvalon August 18, 2021

condenscending

The act of making a woman wet through verbal degradation

Noun: condenscend

Dwight: I’m really good at condenscending
Jim: damn Angela must be really wet

by Jacking Rabbits June 28, 2022

Condensplain

Verb- The act of explaining something in the most condescending way possible

That guy over there was trying to condensplain making popcorn to me.

by Thermascout March 9, 2023