evil jock concubine

high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.

the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.

evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.

Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.

PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.

Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.

Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.

She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010

concubot

an automaton designed to give sexual gratification

"I can't wait until concubots are invented."

by Bob Meinke November 9, 2008

concubine

A woman in an ongoing monogamous relationship with a man of her own volition, regardless of economic, social, or marital status.

My concubine is free to make her own choices. She may stay or go at her will.

by dudemanhippie November 11, 2010

confubating

Masturbating while confused why your masturbating.

I was confubating while drunk last night

by Jazzzzzy February 18, 2018

Pineapple Concubine

A woman who lives with a Pineapple but has lower status than his wife or wives and are regarded as socially or sexually subservient; mistress to the Pineapple.But no, a bunch of prickly women who live with a man, Generally lower social standing than say the dude wife.

hey my new friends said they were Pineapple Concubine and I said WTF is that and then they explained

by tudders1 April 12, 2017

concatenate

Sexual relations instigated by a nerd or geek seeking to appear learned.

Nerd: "Hey beautiful, how about my go back to parent's basement and concatenate?"
Woman: "No."

by MF January 7, 2004

Refried Concubine Rice

Concubine rice that's being reserved a second time, and is reheated in bacdafucup sauce to freshen it.

Commonly eaten by haters.

Dave : Hey Tony what are you eating? It smells awful.

Tony: Just some refried Concubine Rice.

Dave (groaning) : Duuudde

Tony (with mouth full): Deal with it!

by The Second Cumming February 19, 2010