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confickered

When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.
I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!
by gigitrix April 23, 2009
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Connicked

(con-ick-ed) v. 1) To be anally penetrated by a prosecutor who regularly cleans his own anus with the U.S. Constitution 2) To be the subject to prosecutorial misconduct to such a degree that it results the filing of a Habeas writ the day of trial 3) To piss on a U.S. Constitution wrapped in the American flag 4) To laugh while burning potentially exculpatory evidence
1) Q: How was court today? A: My butt hurts. Q: Why? A: I got Connicked.

2) Atty.: You're honor, I'd like to move that my client's habeas writ be added to the record. Judge: you haven't even given your opening statement. Atty.: I believe my client is about to be Connicked.

3) Q: Yo, what's this soggy piece of paper, and why is this flag laying here all wet? A: It must have been Connicked by the prosecutor.
4) Q: Wasn't there any evidence showing your client's innocence? A: I thought so, but when I went to the prosecutor's office to pick up my discovery there was smoke pouring out from under the door and someone inside was laughing like a hyena.
by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016
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Condickted Felon

A man with a fantastic dick. The best dick a woman or man ever had.
My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.
by MizzV March 14, 2015
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Jut Unions Convict

Same crazy guy, an anagram of Conjunction Vitus who also has a profile on JTV.
Have you seen Conjunction Vitus today?
No, but he was on as Jut Unions Convict.
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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Convict

Someone who was born in Australia.
I was out for a beer the other day, and met a couple of convicts, but when they mentioned they were mates, I knew I was done.
by Sayshu July 28, 2008
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Convict-19

A prisoner who has the basic rights to be protected from the coronavirus, whose bad deeds should not be used against them to deprive them of any safety equipment or proper medical care.
Except for the hardcore or notorious inmates, to prevent the coronavirus from spreading further in crowded jails, the authorities are allowing millions of convict-19s to serve their sentences at home.
by Covido December 9, 2020
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conrick

As a teacher, to grade your students better because you are concerned about how your class average will be reflected among your peers.
Most of my students deserve to fail, but I'm going to conrick the grades so my class average is above 70%.
by Supersilly8 June 21, 2006
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