When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.
by gigitrix April 23, 2009
Get the confickered mug.(con-ick-ed) v. 1) To be anally penetrated by a prosecutor who regularly cleans his own anus with the U.S. Constitution 2) To be the subject to prosecutorial misconduct to such a degree that it results the filing of a Habeas writ the day of trial 3) To piss on a U.S. Constitution wrapped in the American flag 4) To laugh while burning potentially exculpatory evidence
1) Q: How was court today? A: My butt hurts. Q: Why? A: I got Connicked.
2) Atty.: You're honor, I'd like to move that my client's habeas writ be added to the record. Judge: you haven't even given your opening statement. Atty.: I believe my client is about to be Connicked.
3) Q: Yo, what's this soggy piece of paper, and why is this flag laying here all wet? A: It must have been Connicked by the prosecutor.
4) Q: Wasn't there any evidence showing your client's innocence? A: I thought so, but when I went to the prosecutor's office to pick up my discovery there was smoke pouring out from under the door and someone inside was laughing like a hyena.
2) Atty.: You're honor, I'd like to move that my client's habeas writ be added to the record. Judge: you haven't even given your opening statement. Atty.: I believe my client is about to be Connicked.
3) Q: Yo, what's this soggy piece of paper, and why is this flag laying here all wet? A: It must have been Connicked by the prosecutor.
4) Q: Wasn't there any evidence showing your client's innocence? A: I thought so, but when I went to the prosecutor's office to pick up my discovery there was smoke pouring out from under the door and someone inside was laughing like a hyena.
by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016
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Except for the hardcore or notorious inmates, to prevent the coronavirus from spreading further in crowded jails, the authorities are allowing millions of convict-19s to serve their sentences at home.
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Get the Convict-19 mug.As a teacher, to grade your students better because you are concerned about how your class average will be reflected among your peers.
Most of my students deserve to fail, but I'm going to conrick the grades so my class average is above 70%.
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