doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.

parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!

by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009

computzor

1. Endearing name for a computer

My computzor is the fastest on the market!

by Vatta February 24, 2009

compuliterate

Having the ability to understand and work a computer and the Internets but with a blatant disregard for the rules of grammar and spelling.

Joan is compuliterate because when she posts to the online forums she always uses the wrong "your" and "there" and substitutes "u" for "you" etc.

by sammycy April 15, 2011

Competitors

Rival of each other

Superstars SRK and AkshayKumar are Bollywood competitors

by Salimkn April 12, 2020

Competitous

Overly competitive with things that don't matter, and people really don’t care about.

Girl: Why are you so competitous when it comes to car subwoofers?
Guy: I needed fifteens to make my Geo Metro the shit!

by bahbahbooy September 6, 2008

compository

compository (adj.) - all things considered bro, or bro-like.

1.)Wow this party is rather compository, wouldn't you agree Broregard?

2.)If you asked me, Express for Men is not a very compository place to shop.

by Kuddle Monster September 17, 2010

computter

Mindless use of the computer and internet for no specific reason or task. The killing of time with anything on the computer. This includes deleting files or organizing photos.

computtered
computtering

She computtered while awaiting a phone call.

He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.

by cebaby June 20, 2009