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competitious

Steve: Sorry about tackling you through that wall, im a little competitious.

Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?

Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious

Bill: um ok

Steve: I win
by Ryan..the kid January 28, 2008
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competitionable

A word only Kevin’s can create
Person 1: Dang Kevin you and Jake are really good friends.
Person 2: Yeah we are really Competitionable people
by Fuhendhdu May 16, 2022
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non-competition object show

A type of an object show that don't focus on competition, just on the adventures of objects.
We need more non-competition object shows! Nobody needs more competition object shows!
by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2023
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Kenosha Quickdraw Competition

An event that took place between an armed Kenosha Kyle and a legally-challenged libtard with a Glock, which resulted in the former party “vaporizing” the latter’s right arm despite being knocked down and clearing a misfire.

Imagine having the advantage tactically and still getting smoked by a kid because your reaction time is comparable to a sloth taking a shit, then fucking up your witness testimony in court and getting (figuratively) smoked again.

That is the essence of this competition. You might be a little slow at the range, but you’ll never be slower than Grosskreutz.
Friend 1: “So who’s that guy in the video?”
Friend 2: “Gaige Grosskreutz. Dude was shot after pulling a Glock on Kyle.”
Friend 1: “Man, that’s gnarly. Guess he just lost the Kenosha Quickdraw Competition.”
by -LongSchlongSilver- January 5, 2022
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academic competition

Any competition directly relating to material learned in an academic environment that sends feelings of trepidation down one’s spine when mentioned, in which the participants are still attending some form of school attempt to show off their acquired knowledge.
Spelling Bee, Geography Bee, Math League, Knowledge Bowl, Knowledge Masters, Academic Triathlon, Robotics Team, Model United Nations, Intel Science Talent Search, etc … are examples of academic competitions.
by Misha Estrin November 23, 2014
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Competition

Definition # 1

When multiple participants attempt to gain a limited resource.

Definition # 2

Something that is mostly good when you pay to see the participants, but something that is mostly bad when you participate to be paid.
Example # 1

John and Sam paid to see the football competition for their entertainment.

Example # 2

Joey could not win the essay competition for a college scholarship. Joey's early life is now ruined.

Example # 3

Being a programmer in the 90's was great. Twenty years later though, because of high competition, it no longer pays as well.
by Bankrupt_Spetsnaz June 1, 2020
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Ironman Competition

A competition where 3 person teams compete to see who can finish a 30-Pack of Beer, eighth of weed, and a large pizza the fastest. The team that finishes first without puking is the champion.

Other variations of this competition include replacing pizza with other foods such as wings, hot dogs, or cheeseburgers.
hey bro, ironman competition tonight!

No way man, i yacked last time
by socollege December 7, 2009
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