Compussy

Compussy is an amazing and beautiful woman who is fantastic and great, once you have a compussy you know you’ve won.

She’s such a ‘compussy’

Wow you’re so lucky to have a ‘compussy’

by Zach Kane January 20, 2022

Non Compus Mentus

Latin for "not complete of mind", basically meaning "stupid". See: Ignoramus.

Bob: Hey, Mark...
Mark: What?
Bob: You're non compus mentus.
Mark: I don't know what that means, but fuck you anyway.

by Grammar_Nazi January 21, 2008

compuhab

A person totally inept at performing even the most menial of tasks on a computer.i.e: a rehab at computers.

E.g:"Jesus Peter is shite at computers"
Mary: "Yeah he's a bit of a compuhab alright"

by dandywankelspout December 14, 2006

compusmack

Compusmack: v. To totally own a person, place, or thing while engaged in internet discussions or battling in online games.

Zero4 and his clan We Are Peons were compusmacked by American Gangsters in the quakeworld tournament.

by admin January 22, 2003

compustore

Best damn computer store ever! Found in the northern hemisphere. Also found on the internet at www.CompuStore.com

CompuStore.com "Not CompUSA", "TigerDirect" and definately not Circuit City. Where the likes of NASA and Geeks from Tech TV find ASUS and other great computer hardware and wireless networking items.

by Dave July 8, 2004

compusex

An older alternative to the word "cybersex."

"omg i wans 2 compusex00rs"

by Arrow September 15, 2003

compuphile

a person who engages in and/or fetishizes sexual intercourse with a computer

Last night I caught my brother actually getting it on with his desktop computer. He's a total compuphile.

by computer love October 10, 2008