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Competency Boner

It's when someone's doing something that they're highly proficient at, and you find that attractive

i see you doing the thing that you know how to do oh so well and THAT'S attractive
I saw them and they started talking about their favorite subject, and now i have a competency boner

i saw him performing and now i got a competency boner
by zaraT March 27, 2023
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Do you compete?

Asking someone if they compete implies their physique is nice and enough for a physique competition.

This is the highest form of compliment. Popularized by Soosh, this is a sure fire way to get a rockets number.
"Hey do you compete?"

"Haha, no but maybe some day, what's your instagram?"
"@Chaz_is_poor"
by Chazizpoor February 17, 2021
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Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice
Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?
by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023
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Competable

“Hey Kevin, Steve wants root beer for the party and I want sarsaparilla. Which one do you want?” “They’re competable to me”
by TXBHT December 15, 2023
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Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.
Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."
by Hym Iam March 31, 2023
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competative

The most toxic gamemode in games
Guy : hey bro you wanna play competative?
Guy 2 : fuck no its toxic as fuck.
by Difolax March 7, 2017
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