compremendable

Able to understand, and to do what your told.
First seen on reality cop show.

Cop,"Are you gonna give us trouble?"
Drunk "gangsta", "I'm legit son, and compremendable"

by joesk84ever June 24, 2009

anal compression

The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.

After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.

by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016

Cimorelli

A six-piece sister a capella group covering top 40

Man, did you hear Cimorelli's Coming Home Mashup?
Yeah man, it was totes rad.

by ohhhhhhhhhhhh April 15, 2011

Palm Colored

A white person; This term was coined by Taurean Reign.

"There's nothing more violent in this world than Palm Colored people."

by IBTAL September 25, 2019

lisa cimorelli

First off, Lisa loves microwaves. She is really beautiful and very talented. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is really outgoing and quite strange. She will never fail to make you laugh or brighten up your mood.

"Who is the funniest person you know?"
'Lisa Cimorelli, of course!!'

by The1Microwave June 13, 2014

Compretence

Pretending to have competence in an area, usually in a professional setting, where one's ability to pretend to know a subject may go further than actual knowledge. Think Dilbert + competence + pretense

Jesper's compretence led him to rise quickly in the company.

- Was Sarah's experience a match for the new project?
- No, but she had enough compretence that management didn't see through her bullshit.

by Erolinthesky February 22, 2017

compression session

when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.

"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."

by andrew June 18, 2004