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Compurator

A casual insult used by a small sect of Minecraft nerds; a mispronunciation of the word "comparator."
Man, you're such a compurator sometimes.
by ch0c0cat June 23, 2019
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Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle

Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
by M4G1S00 March 29, 2021
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Commentator

The asshole that decides it is necessary to tell you when something scary, important, or funny is about to happen in a movie.
Dude1- Ah man this part is awesome.

Dude2- Shut the hell up and stop being a fucking commentator.
by ToferKnolio July 27, 2011
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Coital Commentator

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009
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computater

What my friend Bubba Cools his computer when it is acting up.
That dumb computater froze up on me again!!!
by Food!!!! November 18, 2003
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computitor

a nerd who competes with other nerds to be the most computer-savvy
Person 1: Why is he Googling Microsoft Excel shortcuts? We rarely use that program.

Person 2: Cause there are so many computitors in this class.
by bethbethb November 3, 2011
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comminatory

"Wow, that man is very comminatory."
by duuwey October 11, 2018
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