Commercialing

When you have to take a commercial flight to get somewhere. An industry term used by airline employees to describe their transportation arrangements. When you take a flight with a payed ticket instead of nonreving or jump seating .

I’m commercialing out in the morning to start my trip. Did you deadhead in? No I commercialed in.

by Dancerooster April 18, 2023

japanese commercials

Downright the most weirdest shit you'll ever see on a TV outside the states.

Watching Japanese commercials is the equivalent of your mind flipping the fuck out from ecstasy

by Spoke reasons March 1, 2014

commercials

A deadly disease that has proven to cause anger and anxiety in people. It spreads through the media. Televisions worldwide have been infected by them. It is starting to spread even worse and worse. It has infected radio stations, the internet, youtube, movies, and street corners.

Scientists are still looking for a cure to commercials. However, the nation is run by the media so they have not had any luck in stopping the spread of the commercials disease. God help us all.

Yea but I stopped watching halfway through because of all the commercials

by tgawdun December 26, 2010

commercials

Shown on television to advertise products. Companies pay to put their commercials on air. One commercial is usually 30 seconds. Shown during shows and in between shows.

I waited until the commecials came on so I could use the bathroom without missing the show.

by _Daniel_ August 3, 2005

Commercemas

New term to describe the time of year formerly known as Christmas. This version of the word clarifies the fact that the commercial period is purely about guilting the population into spending money on presents simply to maintain the social status quo rather than actually having any religious connotation whatsoever. Original religious version stolen from pagan culture in an attempt to con pagans into technically being Christians if they celebrate on the same day.

The period generally starts being promoted around July and climaxes on December 25th. One day later retailers generally drop their hiked prices so it's advisable to wait until then before buying anything.

Merry Commercemas.
What did you get for Commercemas?
****ing Commercemas!
Commercemas went well this year - I saw my shares rise.

by Skinfitz November 1, 2004

commercial raped

-verb
a) When a commercial precedes a video and you cannot pause, fast forward, or click out of it.
b) When are forced to watch commercial endorsements, no matter how much you want it to stop.

While watching my favorite episode of South Park on Hulu, I was commercial raped by Comedy Central.

by yazzi_2k April 12, 2010

wtf commercial

A commercial that is completely irrelevant to the product

guy 1: i was watching this commercial with 3 hot babes having a pillow fight. i was left asking wtf when i found out it was for a chevy truck.

guy 2: oh dude thats a wtf commercial

by rh15 November 9, 2009