compushock

someone who is in shock after they lost their computer

He is in compushock he lost his computer and he is very depressed

by jjwhite0222 February 6, 2010

Comausrer

A word that means nothing

Man 1: I hate you.
Man 2: Comausrer.
Man 1: What?
Man 2: Comausrer.
Man 1: Fuck you.

by BGASPH September 7, 2022

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"

Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009

conguse

not the same thing as confuse

this should conguse a lot of people

by peppasmother October 25, 2020

Compushitting

Using the computer while at the same time taking a shit.

Because of his compushitting ability, John was able to write his english paper while taking a shit before class.

by hoffmonkey2 April 15, 2009

comgasm

The feeling you get reading through the comments of a usually preposterously funny post (in general the comments are funnier than the post itself)

Derp 1: "Have you seen that post on 9GAG?"
Derp 2: "Yeah, I had another comgasm whilst scrolling through the comments."

by GutiHaz October 30, 2014

combust em

The act of combusting/exploding an African American "person" by any means.

Dwane likes to combust em

by Drew P Schlong 1974 September 24, 2022