Commatose

Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.

Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?

Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.

by tiredaf_slsu June 7, 2021

carnal comatose

This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.

Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

comatosed

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed

by Leo R, May 15, 2008

comotose

the state of being dazed, or stoned-like, like in a coma

by cherrypopscle007 June 2, 2003

comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.

Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.

by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006

comentos

regular mentos that are transformed by some people's imagination into cocaine because of their high sensitivity to sugar. usually these people were denied sweet things, like mentos, candy, sugary cereals, cookies, soda and cake by their mothers when they were young.

Whoa, I am on a total high from those COmentos!

by Laur_Ski March 10, 2008

commentose

Comatose from comments. When you are sifting through peoples' online postings or comments and you get so bored, you are almost comatose.

"I'm just sifting through my facebook page and Jerry's posting responses have me commentose."

by kneelund April 6, 2010