Crapper Condom

The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.

"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."

by Alan1999 August 4, 2008

female condom

A female condom can be placed directly in the pussy of a woman. It can be useful for a threesome when there is one guy and two girls. This way the guy can switch holes without sharing an STI between the two girls.
It can also be useful if a guy wants to switch between vaginal and anal sex with just one girl. By adding a female condom in both holes, it protects vaginal flora.

If a sexfriend tells me she knows another girl interested in a threesome, it will be more fun with female condoms!

by Find a Wingman May 24, 2020

jesus condom

Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.

What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.

by JMU April 26, 2007

frog condoms

Condoms made of frogs.

Girl: Baby do you have protection?

Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.

Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!

by bregmano January 4, 2010

Condom Mining

Realizing at some point during or after intercourse that your condom has ejected itself and is now, through repeated ram-rodding, nested itself as far into her vagina as possible, you have no choice but to do the gentlemanly thing and retrieve it -'through whatever means necessary'.

Loser: "What'd you do last night?"

Stud: "I was knocking the back out of Sheila's vaj. When I finally pulled out after a good 30 to 45 seconds of awesome lovemaking, I realized my Magnum had abondoned ship. I was wrist deep in her coochie doing some series condom mining. Bitch owes me big time!"

by orientxp June 3, 2010

[condom]

Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!

Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.

by KrimsonSmartass January 13, 2009

condom account

A single-use account, created for the purposes of (a) gaining intimate details on another's social networking page, without the desire of commitment to the site, or (b) achieving a goal which would require the approval of multiple users. Often used with the consent of the other party and/or without explicit non-consent of the hosting site, and most likely used in conjunction with a condom email. Once the user has satisfied his/her desire, the account is discarded.

Is related to a ghost account or sock puppet, in that the user is forging a new identity, but a condom account is solely used as a means of access.

Jill: "Wanna see my wild party pics?"
Jack: "Yes, I would. But since I do not want to be sullied by associating with that social networking site, let me get my condom account on first."
Jill: "Hooray!"

by piralteqnix November 19, 2010