Joe and Tom are playing in a golf match and Tom has just putted the ball 6 inches from the cup.
Joe: “Go ahead and pick that up Tom, it’s a Collywobble”
Tom: “Thanks Joe, I think I could’ve put that in with my penis”
Joe: “Go ahead and pick that up Tom, it’s a Collywobble”
Tom: “Thanks Joe, I think I could’ve put that in with my penis”
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I feel like I have collywobbles in my gummydoodles
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"What an old collywodger!"
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Get the collywodger mug.A Collywobbler is a cotton-picking bank robber who originates from the west of a certain country or nation. Supreme edgy white males occasionally e-girls use this term to racially abuse less superior counterparts, typically black.
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granddaughter: "im going to go play in the backyard!"
grandmother: "okay but don't sit in the grass for too long or the collywobbles will getcha!"
grandmother: "okay but don't sit in the grass for too long or the collywobbles will getcha!"
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