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An overly scrupulous or pessimistic old man. One who delights in crushing the delights of others. A stick in the mud.
"Cooper didn't want to wear a rainbow boa to the pride parade because he's 'so not gay!"

"What an old collywodger!"
by minbin August 24, 2014
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