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Collier

A smart and kind brunette. He is incredible humble and never seizes to surprise you with his intelligence. Collier is incredibly easy to talk to. He has a great sense of humor and is incredibly under appreciated by those around him. He has a witty sense of humor and will make you laugh for hours. Collier is incredibly athletic. You will never catch Collier not dripping. He is very respectful to those around his and is astoundingly sweet. He is also very good in school subjects, such as Math and Science.
I could talk to Collier for hours. You won't catch collier Jawnin around.
by anonymousC333 January 27, 2021
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Collver

a family name of strong fierce warriors. Women bearing the last name collver are known to be tough as nails but amongst the most beautiful women in the world.
collver heros
by jacksprat77 April 9, 2009
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Large Hadron Collider

They're firing up the Large Hadron Collider today! Gonna smash some particles!

Oh shi-
by brapitan October 26, 2008
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Collier's Disease

When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.
"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"

"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"
by Kris Hansen August 1, 2008
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Collierism

The belief that life is meaningless and reality is not real, It is worshiped by the Colliers and is mostly practiced as a cult, They sacrifice hot school girls and burn them alive while chanting "Fuck me Daddy" Over and over.
I have been practicing collierism recently, So far I like it!
by Aninowsky December 8, 2019
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Collier

A rather intelligent person, usually good with computers. Also can describe a person that frequently has troubles with women. Coined by James Waldingford III, of Ireland.
That dude in the front row there is such a collier.
by xmehicox October 19, 2009
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Jacob Collier

An extremely talented 25-year-old man, hailing from London, England. He's a master of harmonization, chords, and microtones. He understands music theory like it's his first language. Collier owns multiple instruments and learned them all on his own- an audidact, if you will. He also has perfect pitch and really is a fun guy, along with possessing a tremendous amount of talent that most, if not all musicians wish they could have. Some people envy him and try to belittle his music, saying he's "just a white boy who uses autotune." Others look up to him as an inspiration. He's also quite a handsome fella, if I do say so myself..
Person 1: Hey, have you ever listened to Jacob Collier? He's a real fuckin' genius. 21st-century Mozart!

Person 2: Oh, that show-off white kid with the spiky Asian-boy hair? He's nothing special, honestly. Shit artist.

Person 1: What? No, you probably don't understand what he really does. You don't have to be a huge fan of his music, but the work he puts into it is truly amazing. Not to mention he plays hundreds of instrume-

Person 2: Would you shut up? I know he's a talented fuck, that's why I hate him. All he does is flex. Cocky jerk.

Person 1: ooook
by confused nick face June 18, 2020
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