Council Workers

Usually a person who is employed by a local council in the western suburbs who is your stereotypical bogan but ethnics also are employed, They are sent to do repairs around the city but do nothing than eat or sleep whilst on the job. They are usually sent in packs of up to 15 men to get a job done but only 2 out the 15 men do the job while the rest slack off.

'10 council workers sent to fix a small pothole in the road whilst only 2 of the workers do the duty whilst the rest go down to the local pub.'

by whenssmokebrah January 19, 2013

Coitus Conundrum

When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.

Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!

Steve: Which one would you sleep with?

Dave: All of them.

Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.

Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)

by Bagseven May 20, 2010

hipster conundrum

The paradoxical concept that most hipsters now find themselves in - the fact that to be a hipster is to oppose all things mainstream, but now being hipster is mainstream.

Damn, I canz not be hipster anymore, too mainstream! Damm hipster conundrum haz I...

by captain capable November 14, 2012

Student Council

(Noun) The puppet government set up by the school to give some kids a feeling of being special while also giving them no extra power or responsibilities

(Noun) A startup company that is never taken seriously

(Noun) A type of bird found in Canada (Look it up)

School President: Hey guys im in student council
Student: What are you going to do, become a dictator?
School President: No i cant do anything

Floridan: I work for a student council, and nobody believes me

Bird Watcher: Look at the wild, mysterious, and beautiful student council bird flap its wings into the blue Canadian sky!

by CallingAllTortoises April 15, 2019

The Tarkov Conundrum

You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.

"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."

by DrCamel May 29, 2021

Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

by boatbutter March 27, 2008

Ad Council

A propaganda machine that could work in the interests of the people, but often does not.

The Ad Council's public service announcement was a failure.

by bobob November 17, 2003