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cockalocktapuss

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...
" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*
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The cocalico clap

A particular form of gonorrhea, established in cocalico, PA. The term clap comes from the popping of puss pockets in sexual organs.
-Yo I think I got the cocalico clap...

-Poor guy, I told you to stay away from Irene!
by cocalico hero November 30, 2006
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cocolooks

A Caribbean slang for the male genitalia.
1) During the Carnival celebrations, the woman gyrated on the man's cocolooks.

2) He whipped out his cocolooks before having sex with her.
by Sushi83 October 15, 2021
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Cocalico

Name givin to reference the northern suburbs of Ephrata, PA. Technically this area is divided up into East and West Cocalico Townships. West Cocalico is more sparse & detached while East Cocalico Township is one of the larger townships in Pennsylvania.

Cocalico is known to be a generally boring place. It's major commercial hub Denver, Pa doesn't even posess a grocery store. The older residents of cocalico are generally intolerent people who dislike minorities and go to the local vfw 4 days a week.
"Ephrata wasn't gay enough for my family, so i decided to purchase a home in East Cocalico."
by crackCAT$ May 31, 2009
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Cockalopolous

1. The Greek God of big cocks. He would be prayed to, to wish your boy would be well endowed as he grew into a man, or by a boy or man wishing for a larger cock.

2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.

(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).
Jose prayed all night to Cockalopolous that his cock would grow two inches in girth and length.
by AndyBozac January 2, 2018
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cockalocka

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!
by Myke December 11, 2004
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cocoa loco

eh papi, i'm the hottest cocoa loco around.

guy says: i wanna slap that cocoa loco silly
by cocoa loco July 5, 2005
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