Cocksimity

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.

Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."

by workjunkie January 22, 2014

cocksmith

one who is an expert at the handling of his cock and administering it's services to the female gender.

Gudani is a master cocksmith

by clarence whorley March 1, 2005

cockmite

When a male termite mates with a female cockroach, the female will then hatch eggs which are a hybrid of the two insect species. One part cockroach and one part termite. They are known to feed on both timber and garbage, making them a big pest problem.
This insect is called a cockmite.

“Hey Geoff check out that cockmite, it’s a big one!”

by M8y1995 December 19, 2018

Cocksmith

A man that possesses great skill in pleasuring a woman with his penis. A fantastic lover. One that can handle his cock. A master in the art of penis control.

Damn, I can't even walk straight, James demolished my vagina, he's a true cocksmith.

by Dayman Fighter ofthe Nightman May 15, 2018

Cocksmith

one who seizes or manipulates the cock with great force and accuracy.

You're such a cocksmith

by CWinget April 10, 2006

Cocksmithing

The act of preparing ones cock for an encounter or ritual involving the cock. Once a year the cocksmiths celebrate the month of Cocktober which is considered to be very fruitful when it comes to the smithing of cocks.

“Are you ready for the annual cocksmithing celebration?”

“Oh you mean the order of the cocks. Yes I am. I hope i’m awarded with the cocksmithers valiant award.”

“You’re a shoe in. You smith cocks really well.”

by gudy robert January 5, 2019

The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.

Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.

by Stellar255 May 5, 2018