cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

cocklobster

Synonymous to douchebag, jackass, prick, moron

Goddamnit how is Dustin such a fucking cocklobster?

by myrealnameisa June 29, 2009

cockteaser

A girl or woman who uses sexual allure and dangles herself as cock bait in order to attract and distract boys and men with the implied promise of sexual intimacy.

The way Mike's wife dressed and flirted at the office, the guys lined up to play, and soon had her labeled as a real cockteaser.

When she was 11, Katie began to dress and wear makeup in a really slutty, skanky way, but her mom seemed to approve of her daughter becoming a hot little cockteaser for the older boys and men.

by July41944 June 29, 2009

horse fuckin cockmaster

gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses

Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!

by Aaron McMillin August 28, 2003

cockholster

1) The mouth of any member of the female persuasion (women, homosexual males, etc.). (usually derrogatory)
2) any member of the female persuasion (women, homosexual males, etc.).

1) Hey, shut yer cockholster.
2) Hey, cockholster! Shut yer cockholster.

by Lothos Seven Seven Three Four March 19, 2003

cockfoster

Some one who fosters the cock on a regular basis.
a homosexual.

"when walking in to find one of your friends has just screwed three males consecutively in one night"
"JESUS CHRIST YOU REALLY ARE A COCKFOSTER ARN'T YOU"

by TamEms February 11, 2007

cocktwister

one who twists cocks

what are you doing, cocktwister!?

by secretface September 7, 2004