Cockshit

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

by currybomb July 28, 2010

Self Cockscious

The feeling of inadequacy when someone comments on the size of your penis.

When she asked "are you in yet?" it made me feel self cockscious.

by Sweetnlowho February 10, 2019

cockeysville middle school

a dumb ass school where everyone wears Vineyard Vines and name brand clothes. most people act like they're cool when they just look dumb. there's the ghetto kids, "popular" kids, and the emo kids. the teachers are good teachers but they're super strict. i fucking hate the school, but whatever.

fuck cockeysville middle school

by boyykidd September 14, 2017

Shy cocks

Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.

Jim and John really have some shy cocks.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

cockshit

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

by Carly July 2, 2003

cocksided

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

by Aliy May 15, 2006

Cockscotch

When a bitch jumps from dick to dick

She had so many boyfriends, that bitch just be playing cockscotch.

by Knuckleup August 29, 2016